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you promised me a variety show! (text only) Bag

$25.82
  • you promised me a variety show! (text only) by Muppeturgy
  • you promised me a variety show! (text only) by Muppeturgy
  • you promised me a variety show! (text only) by Muppeturgy
  • you promised me a variety show! (text only) by Muppeturgy
you promised me a variety show! (text only) by Muppeturgy you promised me a variety show! (text only) by Muppeturgy you promised me a variety show! (text only) by Muppeturgy you promised me a variety show! (text only) by Muppeturgy

Color: Light Grey

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When you show up for a gig and find out there's a dance marathon happening instead.

Made from 100% recycled polyester - including fabric, lining, straps, and zipper tape. Features three zippered compartments, dyed-to-match metal pulls, an adjustable waist strap and side-release clip.Dimensions: 5"H x 7.5"W x 2.5"D 
Strap: Adjustable

UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

FedEx 2-Day (4-6 Business Days)

Estimates include printing and processing time.More Shipping Info

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